10) I deserve it because I work really hard!
9) Improving my confidence so I can please you better!
8) Working on addressing my premature ejaculation issues!
7) Went to stimulate my sexual senses so I would be ready for you!
6) My friends always do it!
5) (Insert masseuses name here) is really nice and respectful of my needs
4) Felt like my libido could use a boost!
3) My back hurts and I like the touch of a woman, what’s the big deal?
2) Honey, I swear I didn’t know it wasn’t a normal massage parlour!
1) I thought it was covered by my health plan!
Be sure to keep in mind this list of reasonable excuses the next time you go for an adult massage. Massages in Toronto can be an extremely enjoyable, relaxing and sensually satisfying experience. Just make sure that your actions are not hurting your relationship with the person you truly care about.